Everything is upside dooown!!

The other day Jonny calls me from work, and says, "How do you feel about hanging upside down, to help your back?" Yikes, I don't know about that. He says, "well, its suppose to be good for your back." Thats when my mind and mouth says, "Well, maybe" and my back says "No, No, No, if you go upside down, he may have to call an ambulance!!!"

Jonny says, "Well, I ordered something that is suppose to help your back."

 

I say, "What?" "I don't think this is a good idea!"

Jonny says, "No, it'll be fine, it will help."

So Saturday, after getting home from my Mall adventure, there is a very large package on the front porch.

Jonny opens the box and sees pieces and poles and says "Oh, I have to put it together."

What!?! This man has no educated knowledge of how to put such a machine together! I mean, I am going to be HANGING UP SIDE DOWN!!

Once Jonny got everything put together, Jackson comes out and says, "I wanna try it first!!"

Now.. A good, loving, responsible, mother would say, "Nooooo, my darling son, I can not let you try it until we know it is safe for use!"

 

However, I simply said, "ok."

I mean if he fell from hanging upside down, he's young he'll just bounce right back up! Right?

So, Jonny (being the loving, responsible father) straps him in and lets him tilt all the way back. Well, you woulda thought it was a ride at Disneyland!! Jack was laughing and giggling to the point of tears!

 

Then Jacie says, "my turn!!"..... and of course I say, "ok"

Again laughing to tears!

Then it was my turn... and I was scared!!!!

So, I let Jonny know about 100 times as he's strapping my feet in. However, I wanted to try this out if it ment, less back pain. So, my feet are strapped in and he says ok, here we go...

That's when I began my chant, "Jonny, wait.. ok.. Jonny.. ok... wait, wait, wait... JONNY!!!"

He didn't seem to listen, and must have found this amusing, because I ended up completely upside down, and it felt like my eyeballs were going to EXPLODE!!

So, I ask, "Jonny, should it feel like my head is going to pop off??!!"

 

He says "no, lets adjust it"... Yeah, lets do that shall we!! Well once he adjusted it, and I am hanging, yet not quite like a bat in a cave..

I seem to feel the affects. I started to understand what it was ment to do! Its not so bad, I didn't fall, or have to call an ambulance to get me down! After of course when I relaxed my muscles, and shew the dog away from licking my face.

Also, for a brief moment I knew what it felt like to have a boob lift, because they end up at my chin!

Jonny, calls me from work the next day and asks, "Did you hang?".. I say "NO! I can't do it with out you here! What if I get stuck upside down, and have to hang there all day till you get home?!" I suppose I could keep my phone on the floor next to me, and call 911 if I get stuck:

"911, what is your emergency?"

me: "Well, I wouldn't say its an "emergency", but I'm sorta stuck upside down on a contraption." "You don't have to hurry, if you have another emergency on the way, you can take care of that first, I'll just hang around."

Nah, I think I will just make sure I'm not alone in the house, before climbing on.


It says I will have to do it a few times to get the full effect, so I am looking forward to getting in touch with my semi bat like abilities!!

 

Never a dull moment in this house!

 

This is completely upside down... or what I like to call
eye bulging level!

 

This is Jennifer level!

 

My kids may be half bat!
 

P.S. Don't be comin' over ringing the door bell trying to catch me in the act! I'm starting a new house rule, the door stays locked until Mommy is UPRIGHT!! Although, I'm afraid Jonny won't follow that rule.