Sure the radio was an amazingly awesome idea, we all know that, but to decide to put it in the car!? I mean what genius of a man said, "you know.. I am so bored just riding along in this car without any entertainment, what I need is some music while I enjoy this ride in my automobile!!" Thanks to that bored individual I am able to rock out in my car and sing to the latest and greatest, while embarrassing my 11 year old son!
Another great invention.. Visine!! What?! What great, wonderful, person came up with that solution??!! Because of this I am able to get the red out and pry my eyes open in the morning!!
How about maxi pads?! Sanitary napkins if you will. What incredible mind came up with those suckers? I owe that person my great gratitude!
The whole thing is disgusting as it is, who ever came up with those is out and out an amazing thinker if you ask me! Don't even get me started on tampons! Ok, moving on..
Zip lock bags. Are you kidding me!? These suckers are the greatest!!! Any size I need, I can store my food, make up, crayons, toys, anything!!! Mom's use em, guys use em, teachers, kids, drug dealers. They are the greatest! Allows you to take a lunch anywhere without staleness, or taking a giant lunch container. Its ridiculously smart!!
Lets see... OH! Mascara! What genius said "I bet if I made my eye lashes blacker, with an eye safe tar like substance my eyes will be complete!" Well they were right! Oh how I love that person! One application of mascara.. or two, or three.. and your eyes will pop, and be brighter, just a little better than before!
How about BRAS!!!! The guy that invented bras should have gotten a medal... Did he get a medal? Granted as soon as I am able to, I am taken that sucker off and tossin' it across my room, but come on its a necessary evil! I would have been a horrible woman in the sixties, because there is no way I woulda burned my bra. Are you kidding, I don't want my girls draggin' around behind me, no, no, perk em up and keep em up!! They would rather be high and proud then low and droopy, thanks to the inventor of the bra we are able to train our girls where they should be!
Ok, the reason this whole thing popped into my mind is because today, before I got the kids, I decided to stop at Wendy's and get a snack, a.k.a french fries. When I was asked if I wanted ketchup I replied with a "yes, thank you!" The woman handed me two amazing little packages of ketchup. I mean, WHO was the incredibly smart person that finally came up with ketchup that you can "safely" use whilst driving your vehicle!?
Amazing! Finally! Pure genius I tell ya! Its the little things in this world that make me happy, that make me appreciate people and there small yet useful ideas. To these fine people I dedicate this page to and say "thank you, for your creative out of the box thinking!!" Its what makes this crazy world a little bit better to handle!
