Grouchy shoppers!

Went out with Jonny today to run some errands (like getting a part for my broken... now fixed dryer :) ) when we got home, and out of the car, our kitty cat "Pearl" met us meowing. Thats when Jonny and I looked at each other and realized without talking that we forgot the cat food we were suppose to get on the way home. Ugh! So, because Jonny wanted to get started on some projects in the house, I volunteered to go to the store. Well when I pulled up to the parking lot I went to park in a stall and was reminded of another pet peeve I have. This...

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Man, really? Now what really urkes me is that one stall over from this is the long thingy where the carts BELONG! So when I got  out I went over and put it in the cart thingy!!




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Anyway, after going in the store I went into the store, and I guess because of the black friday sales there weren't a whole lotta people grocery shopping today, although the people that WERE in the store, were in terrible moods. Every aisle I went down, there was a sour face to greet me!

Whether I smiled at them or not. I mean if someone smiles at me, I really can't help but smile back at them, no matter what mood I'm in. I love when people smile at me, it reminds ME to smile. I absolutely love when someone gives me the gift of a smile (unless its that creepy lookin' guy that is drowning in cologne and smiles at my boobs).

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So then after I get my two gallons of milk (because Jack and Jonny drink milk like its water... I am debating on just getting a cow, and sticking it on our back porch),



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  I head over to the wine section. Now, Jonny and I don't drink a whole lotta wine, but when we do it pretty much has to taste as close to pop as possible! Well awhile back Jonnys friend at work tells him about a good red wine. Well when Jonny brought it home, I reply with "oh yuck, I don't like red wine, its bitter to me" Jonny assured me that I would like it. Well of course I did... cause it tastes like soda! ..... Ok, where was I going with this story? OH YEAH! So I am down the wine aisle lookin' for this one particular bottle of wine among about 500 different labels, and talking to Jonny on the phone asking what it looked like, cause he couldn't remember the name.

Thats when I barely tap a cart behind me with my enormous butt, and turn around and apologize before seeing who was behind me. I was greeted with another sour face!! I apologize and the guy behind me gave me an awful look like "watch where you back that gigantic enormous BUTT, lady!!" No, he didn't say that, with his mouth, but I'm 90% sure he was thinkin' it!

Whatever dude! I'm 100% sure I was thinkin' that!

Ok, so then I go to leave the store and there was a couple that had THREE cart full (not exaggerating here) of groceries, and the guy... who was walking BEFORE his wife I might add, and as we both got to the exit door,  he rushes before me to beat me to the exit with his cart he was pushing, then the cart he was pulling behind him, and then his wife pushing a cart behind that.. a cart train if you will. What did I have in my cart? One bag, and two milks. I mean really? You couldn't have let me zip in front of you? Not only is there one exit door, but there are two.. you go through one, and have to go by the kids little toy games, and vending machines, and then you go out the last exit door.



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 So we basically had a traffic jam waiting for the this cart train to make their way out of the store. It was just annoying.

 I think I just get annoyed when men don't let women go first, oh.. oh.. or if they don't hold the door open for women. If Jonny sees this, I have to hold him back from punchin' the guy out!

Anyway its just a little grouchy out there today.. I hope this isn't a preview of how everyone is going to be as Christmas gets closer. What happen to jolly, happy moods for Christmas? hee hee.