You don't like dogs!?!?

So another dislike that I have, are people that don't like animals. WHAT? You don't like animals? Are you a serial killer?!! What happened in your poor sad life that you don't like animals? Like when someone comes over to my house and they see my dogs, you can see there discussed facial expressions. ugh.

I get very close to saying, you know what, with that look you just gave my dog, you can turn around and don't let the door hit ya in the rear! I don't trust people that don't like dogs. I can see if you see a giant pit bull on the other side of the street, and you don't trust that dog. I get it. I just don't get it if you don't like dogs... at all. I just don't get it. I mean how can you not like something you can do this with..

hee hee!

People will say they don't like dogs, cause they were bit when they were a kid. Well, I was bit by a German Shepard when I was 8 and I have no bad feelings for dogs, or even German Shepards.

In fact I think German Shepards are generally very smart dogs! No, I didn't even blame the German Shepard that bit me, I blamed the owner that watched his dog bite me, and then called it home and walked into his house, without saying anything to me, while I went running home screaming, and crying.  Just like bad children I don't blame the children, no I blame the parents. I really look at pets like I look at children, they are a reflection of their parents, and owners. If you don't love, and discipline then they are going to be bad. Oh don't get me wrong, there are dogs (sorta like people) that I find obnoxious or irritating, but again its usually the owners that encourage their behavior. Like when the dog keeps jumping on you, licking you, or sniffing your crotch or growling at you, or worse this...

 Um, yeah can you stop your dog, or maybe even put them outside, before I wrestle it to the ground and staple its tongue to your carpet! Thanks!

                                        

Then there are people that are afraid of cats............... really? I understand... I guess.. if you don't like cats, what ever, but being afraid of them? How can you be afraid of something you can drop kick? I mean if I had an encounter with a wild house cat that attacked me.. I would probably just throw it to the other side of the couch, or swing it by its tail into the ceiling fan.

 I mean, how can you be afraid of something like that? I have had my encounters with crazy, mean cats. My Aunt Sylvia had a terribly mean cat, appropriately named "Spicy." Now I was between 5 and 6 maybe and when we walked into their house, Spicy would sit on the mantle, and would hiss and swipe at you, as you walked by. You had to make sure you gave a wide distance so that Spicy wouldn't get ya. At 5 or 6 I was scared of that cat, but at 35 I love cats, I got over the past. Actually if I encountered a cat like that today, I would probably think it was hilarious, and call Jonny over to see it!

**side note, I do not blame owners for the behavior of cats, cause lets face it, cats will do what ever the heck they wanna do!**

They are just so interesting to me, they amaze me. I mean sure my cat looks at me like she will kill me in my sleep at night, but I'm sure its not what she is really thinking, because she always brings me "gifts" of dead mice, or bird guts. Come on its not like she can run down to Target and purchase a gift for the love I show her.

Anyway, I love animals. They are innocent, and trusting, and they just want to love, and be loved... and poop all over your yard.