Wednesday, March 14, 2012

McDonalds


      This morning started at Walmart. Though it wasn't a great exciting visit, I did decide to go to McDonalds, cause I was REALLY thirsty! Well, as I was drinkin' my McDonalds drink I was pretty bummed that I couldn't get a small.. just a small fry, cause it was still breakfast. This made me think.. what is it about McDonalds and those damn fries?!




What do they do to them that makes them so irresistible?! I mean, think about it, have you ever heard anyone say, "ugh, McDonalds fries are gross!!" Nope, I haven't.. its ridiculous! So.. I'm convinced that they must put crack cocaine, in the oil.. or maybe they figured out a way to turn heroine into salt, and they just sprinkle it right on there!







Alright, maybe thats just a little far fetched. It is just a crazy mystery! I'll have to research this another day.. probably not.

      I have a few problems with McDonalds. Why do they act like they are hoarding gold, instead of ketchup?

 Every time I order at the drive thru, they NEVER ask if you want ketchup. Then when you ask them if you can have ketchup they will ask, "sure, how many would you like?"... Seriously?! How many would I like??!! I would like exactly 22!!!! NO, NO, 50, now hurry up and start counting!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and if you ask for a ranch, or bbq sauce, you better have ordered 100 chicken nuggets, if you order 200 you may be able to get 2 sauces. I mean they make billions and they can't spare ketchup or bbq sauce?  Damn, that McDonalds and there addictive french fries!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway that is about it for my ramble of the day. With Spring in the air, the weather is amazing today, I haven't a whole lot to complain about. Oh how I LOVE Spring!!




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