Well, I am procrastinating. I need to get on the treadmill. I really don't like the treadmill, scratch that I really hate the treadmill! Its a necessary evil. It laughs at me, taunts me, and calls me names. I can only get on the treadmill if I have a show on that distracts me from the fact that I am sweating, breathing hard, and feel like my legs are gonna fall off. If I am not distracted then I get off after 5 minutes. Right now I know that "the real housewives of NY" are on my DVR and I won't let myself watch it until I get on the evil contraption, and torture myself, with an incline speed walk. Yes, I speed walk because there is not a bra out there that will tame the girls from being abused whilst I run and pretend my butt, and chest aren't bouncing in every direction. So.. I really want to watch the RHW, because I know they are going to Moraco. ALL of them are going, so you know this is a recipe for disaster! They will yell, taunt and connive while loaded on pinot grigio and other cocktails. Then the claws will come out and the fun begins. I know, I know, I am sick and twisted to watch such nonsense, but come on you have to admit, besides being frustrating and crazy it is pretty entertaining. Alright, don't admit it, just secretly watch it and quietly agree, unless you have a blog and you admit it to the 5 people that follow you on this silly thing lol. Ok, ok, here I go. I will go tie the girls down, and climb on my stupid treadmill.