Crazy husband, presidents week, and homeschooling

Well, yesterday I checked the mail..

 

 

 Normally going to get the mail is not a big deal, except when going through it, you find a notice for

 

 

Ugh, it's such a pain. I mean not only does it take up a whole day, but when you have a bad back its just miserable! You sit up right in uncomfortable chairs fitted way too close to the person next to you,

 

 so they don't appreciate you fidgeting, or maybe just leaning against them for a few minutes.

 

 

Apparently that is bad etiquette. 

 

My husband LOVES jury duty.. no really, he LOVES it! I act like I'm the one going to trial when I get jury duty,

 

 

he acts like he got a free pass to Disneyland.

 

 

 It's just not normal. I think jury duty should be like the Hunger Games!! If I get called to serve, he can jump out in front of me and yell, "I VOLUNTEER!!!"

 

 

That's when I will happily step aside, and lovingly say " I shall wait for your return, my love"

 

 

... or something to that effect. I'm pretty sure if there was a jury occupation, my husband would be an expert at it.

 He would put everything into it.

 

 Anyway, that's my dilemma today, "jury duty," ugh. My back just spasmed thinking about it. 

 

Well, its Monday. My kids are excited to get through this week and get next week off for presidents birthday week.

 

 

Can you believe they get a whole week off for that?! I mean we got a four day weekend, now a days they are handing out free weeks like there candy!!... Not really sure that makes sense, but you get my point.

 

However, I will say it sucks for them now, because we didn't start until the second week of September and they are starting in August. So, I guess it may be a little even. Not to mention the fact that they are teaching algebra to 1st graders.

 

 

 I wouldn't be surprised if I got a call from the nurses office telling me that I have to pick up my kid, because they short circuited.

 

 

 Poor little brains. Not to mention my poor old brain!! I mean half the time they come home with homework, and I have to google it!! Homeschooling is a really big thing right now. I could probably home school my kids, but only if I wasn't concerned about them getting any kind of real education. I would be like, "Ok, here is what you are suppose to do today, read it and tell me how your suppose to do it." I guarantee they would be teaching me! 

 

Ok, that's all the brain power I have for the ol' blog today. Stay warm and...

 

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